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[[Roleplay account for SG!Shrapnel]]
3 days ago - reblog

 

/alarmed peeping, accidentally discharges and burns a few sections of chocolate/ Wh-What *kZZkt* what-?! 

^comming him because he’s already gone^ HAPPY EASTER

H-Happy Easter *kZRTk* Easter?

(Source: electroxeno-xeno)

3 days ago - reblog

 

HOLD ON A SEC ILL BE RIGHT THERE

Okay *zrr* okay? /just standing there holding a datapad, confused/

^bursts in^ SHRAPNEL. ^shoots easter eggs at him. These are full of chocolate tho^

/alarmed peeping, accidentally discharges and burns a few sections of chocolate/ Wh-What *kZZkt* what-?! 

(Source: electroxeno-xeno)

3 days ago - reblog

sirsoundwave:

electroxeno-xeno:

sirsoundwave:

electroxeno-xeno:

This holiday is really c-cute *kZZk* cute~

WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU

/alarmed chirp/ In the archives *kZZrr* archives…?

HOLD ON A SEC ILL BE RIGHT THERE

Okay *zrr* okay? /just standing there holding a datapad, confused/

3 days ago - reblog

devhalena:

youngparis:

Cocoon and Evolved Metallic Mechanitis Butterfly Chrysalis from Costa Rica

I don’t know what kind of butterfly that really is, looks shopped. 

But I know the chrysalis are real, and they actually change into this!

I’ve seen this post corrected by at least three different people now and still, it gets reblogged with wrongful information.

3 days ago - reblog

sirsoundwave:

electroxeno-xeno:

This holiday is really c-cute *kZZk* cute~

WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU WHERE ARE YOU

/alarmed chirp/ In the archives *kZZrr* archives…?

3 days ago - reblog

This holiday is really c-cute *kZZk* cute~

2 weeks ago - reblog
Anonymous asked : 1, 11, 21, 31, 41

1: (current crush) I d-don’t really have one right now *rzzkk* now…

11: (bra size) …I’m a little t-too big for human bras *zkRRk* bras?

21: (favorite underwear) …we d-don’t have those *bZZr* those??

31: (first masturbated) /rapid embarrassed chirping/

41: (PDA) D-Does hugging c-count *kZZkr* count? I do that a lot in p-public *zrrt* public…

2 weeks ago - reblog — tagged :
 #/Blaster is a dog and it is hilariously twisted/

 

He did.

/nods/ Right *zrr* right. /smiles/ W-Well *zrtt* well, if you n-need help with anything *kZzk* anything, I c-can probably help *zrrR* help.

… Thank you, Shrapnel.

If you n-need a pick up *zkrkt* up, S-Soundwave’s bugs have been p-picking up some interesting footage in the Autobot b-base *kzrrt* base. 

2 weeks ago - reblog

mathtron:

electroxeno-xeno:

 

/blinks/ …why a m-mitten though *bZZk* though?

… *growls* …

…B-Blurr got you *kzrrt* you, didn’t he *zrt* he.

He did.

/nods/ Right *zrr* right. /smiles/ W-Well *zrtt* well, if you n-need help with anything *kZzk* anything, I c-can probably help *zrrR* help.

2 weeks ago - reblog
— 50 TMI Tuesday Asks

the-box-of-tomatoes-fairy:

  1. Who’s your current crush?
  2. Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
  3. Have you ever kissed a boy?
  4. Have you ever kissed a girl? 
  5. Who was the last person you kissed and how did it happen?
  6. Does a kiss need to last a certain amount of time in order to be considered a real kiss for you?
  7. What kind of a kiss do you prefer?
  8. What’s something that embarrassed you?
  9. How tall are you?
  10. What’s your shoe size?
  11. What’s your bra size?
  12. What’s your sexuality?
  13. Have you had sex?
  14. Who do you trust the most with your secrets?
  15. Do you have any secrets you wouldn’t tell anyone?
  16. What is your favorite animal?
  17. What is your favorite fruit?
  18. 5 turn ons.
  19. 5 turn offs.
  20. What is the grossest thing you’ve ever done?
  21. Describe your favorite pair of underwear.
  22. Describe the underwear you are currently wearing.
  23. Do you like sweets?
  24. What’s something someone wouldn’t know just by looking at you?
  25. What’s your middle name?
  26. What is your dream family?
  27. Do you want to get married? 
  28. What kind of wedding dress or tux would you want to wear to your wedding?
  29. How many kids do you want to have?
  30. Would you adopt a child?
  31. How old were you the first time you masturbated? 
  32. When was the last time you masturbated?
  33. Have you ever kissed your best friend?
  34. What celebrity or fictional character would you most want to have sex with?
  35. Who was your first fictional character crush?
  36. Do you see yourself as being more dominant or submissive?
  37. Have you ever been attracted to someone you never thought you would be?
  38. What’s the oldest someone has thought you were?
  39. Where did you go on your first date?
  40. Are you a fan of PDA?
  41. Have you ever participated in PDA?
  42. Have you ever played spin the bottle or 7 minutes in heaven?
  43. Would you rather have sex with a goat but have nobody know, or have everyone think you had sex with a goat when you didnt?
  44. Do you trim or shave your hair *whispers* down there?
  45. Do you consider yourself a good kisser?
  46. Do you have self confidence?
  47. Without giving context, type out the last text you sent or received.
  48. Do you have any upcoming plans?
  49. How often do you shower?
  50. How much older does someone need to be before they are too old for you to date? How much younger?
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