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I must apologize up front *bzzt* front...my modifications have left me with a small voice glitch *BZZT* glitch. I'll try to speak as soundly as I can *zzt!* can. TransTumblr: The Iacon Archives
[[Roleplay account for SG!Shrapnel]]
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Anonymous asked : 1, 11, 21, 31, 41

1: (current crush) I d-don’t really have one right now *rzzkk* now…

11: (bra size) …I’m a little t-too big for human bras *zkRRk* bras?

21: (favorite underwear) …we d-don’t have those *bZZr* those??

31: (first masturbated) /rapid embarrassed chirping/

41: (PDA) D-Does hugging c-count *kZZkr* count? I do that a lot in p-public *zrrt* public…

1 week ago - reblog — tagged :
 #/Blaster is a dog and it is hilariously twisted/

 

He did.

/nods/ Right *zrr* right. /smiles/ W-Well *zrtt* well, if you n-need help with anything *kZzk* anything, I c-can probably help *zrrR* help.

… Thank you, Shrapnel.

If you n-need a pick up *zkrkt* up, S-Soundwave’s bugs have been p-picking up some interesting footage in the Autobot b-base *kzrrt* base. 

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mathtron:

electroxeno-xeno:

 

/blinks/ …why a m-mitten though *bZZk* though?

… *growls* …

…B-Blurr got you *kzrrt* you, didn’t he *zrt* he.

He did.

/nods/ Right *zrr* right. /smiles/ W-Well *zrtt* well, if you n-need help with anything *kZzk* anything, I c-can probably help *zrrR* help.

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— 50 TMI Tuesday Asks

the-box-of-tomatoes-fairy:

  1. Who’s your current crush?
  2. Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend?
  3. Have you ever kissed a boy?
  4. Have you ever kissed a girl? 
  5. Who was the last person you kissed and how did it happen?
  6. Does a kiss need to last a certain amount of time in order to be considered a real kiss for you?
  7. What kind of a kiss do you prefer?
  8. What’s something that embarrassed you?
  9. How tall are you?
  10. What’s your shoe size?
  11. What’s your bra size?
  12. What’s your sexuality?
  13. Have you had sex?
  14. Who do you trust the most with your secrets?
  15. Do you have any secrets you wouldn’t tell anyone?
  16. What is your favorite animal?
  17. What is your favorite fruit?
  18. 5 turn ons.
  19. 5 turn offs.
  20. What is the grossest thing you’ve ever done?
  21. Describe your favorite pair of underwear.
  22. Describe the underwear you are currently wearing.
  23. Do you like sweets?
  24. What’s something someone wouldn’t know just by looking at you?
  25. What’s your middle name?
  26. What is your dream family?
  27. Do you want to get married? 
  28. What kind of wedding dress or tux would you want to wear to your wedding?
  29. How many kids do you want to have?
  30. Would you adopt a child?
  31. How old were you the first time you masturbated? 
  32. When was the last time you masturbated?
  33. Have you ever kissed your best friend?
  34. What celebrity or fictional character would you most want to have sex with?
  35. Who was your first fictional character crush?
  36. Do you see yourself as being more dominant or submissive?
  37. Have you ever been attracted to someone you never thought you would be?
  38. What’s the oldest someone has thought you were?
  39. Where did you go on your first date?
  40. Are you a fan of PDA?
  41. Have you ever participated in PDA?
  42. Have you ever played spin the bottle or 7 minutes in heaven?
  43. Would you rather have sex with a goat but have nobody know, or have everyone think you had sex with a goat when you didnt?
  44. Do you trim or shave your hair *whispers* down there?
  45. Do you consider yourself a good kisser?
  46. Do you have self confidence?
  47. Without giving context, type out the last text you sent or received.
  48. Do you have any upcoming plans?
  49. How often do you shower?
  50. How much older does someone need to be before they are too old for you to date? How much younger?
1 week ago - reblog

 

/blinks/ …why a m-mitten though *bZZk* though?

… *growls* …

…B-Blurr got you *kzrrt* you, didn’t he *zrt* he.

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mathtron:

electroxeno-xeno:

mathtron:

I have a MITTEN for a hand!

/confused chirp/ W-Why do you have a mitten *kZZk* mitten?

Hook.

/blinks/ …why a m-mitten though *bZZk* though?

1 week ago - reblog

mathtron:

I have a MITTEN for a hand!

/confused chirp/ W-Why do you have a mitten *kZZk* mitten?

1 month ago - reblog

cookingpeach:

amischiefofmice:

blandarchist:

give kiss

giant noot noots
NOOT NOOTS then i guess

Wo… mega noots.

(Source: tervaneula)

1 month ago - reblog

monobey:

who cares there are cute bugs to thnk about

1 month ago - reblog

fiztheancient:

nootlife:

Oscar having a shower.

i love snail

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